chugger chugger the pr machine working overload

liza called it - lets spend this time remembering MJ for his talent before shit hits the fan when his autopsy results come in and people start the tell all (secretly can't wait).

the first cog in the machine are these photos TMZ magically got their hands on depicting MJ's "normal everyday life"....

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/michael-jackson-photos-rare-family/

holy fuck. he's dead.

princess diana all over again.

MJ has stolen Farrah's valley of death moment

i totally called this when tickets went on sale. MJ has reportedly had a dicky ticker and is currently in hospital. if he actually performs with this actual body and voice - i will move to clapham.

oh. rip farrah. mj pulled celebrity rank.

Love them

Coming to a paperchase near you soon...

EMI are due to release a range of Winehouse themed cards and wrapping paper with her lyrics. WTF? Finally cards&wrapping to mark the occasion for: Being fucked over by a complete prick, running out of weed, defying the good advice of your friends to seek help...

desperatetomakemoney.com

Get back in the cab and head straight to KFC

Courtney Love emulating a sex doll - over inflated on the face but there seems to be a puncture somewhere on her body. No-ones going to be able to get a decent hand job off that limp wrist.

BOOM in the motherfuckingtrannyroom

Cher and Aguilera are set to star in a burlesque (classy tranny soft porn) movie. Basically Cher's character wants to pass on her baton to some new meat and breaks Agu's balls to become the big dick in the burslesque world. Can't freaking wait.

tear in my eye

can you believe this poor innocent lovely man was punched by a celebrity? my heart bleeds.
if you're a bit bored read his twitter about the incident: http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON
luckily his horrific injuries do not extend to his precious fingers.


fucking twat.

knock knock - whose there?

someone ignoring you
love to love your crazy arse lohan

www.bigpicturephotos.com

it's not because i'm bit-tar

her and her teapot are recording new material. inspiration includes - catching a night bus, teapot stains, fringe eye and wearing odd socks.

"I don't feel famous"

really johnny? spot on, because you're not. you're a spotty twat.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a161092/johnny-borrell-i-dont-feel-famous.html

She is soo deep..

Love is (continually) blind for our Southern Belle.

as shocking as the mccann's pleading innocent

Peaches marriage 'was a publicity stunt'. Allegedly she is on Max Drummy's payroll. Yawn. Not at the part that Max Drummy has a personal payroll? wah?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a159382/peaches-marriage-was-a-publicity-stunt.html

layoffthecreampies.com

jesus.

The world is going to implode

Kayne West and Lady GagagaGalore are touring...! HA!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a159314/kanye-west-to-tour-with-lady-gaga.html

Speidi classics:

"we're one of the most famous people in the world"

"i feel next level powerful" (post-lake baptism)

"Im an all star player playing with  bunch of bad news bears"

"im a super celebrity" 

omfg - imagine the spawn!

after top gun cruise control jumped aboad cher's cannon. awesome.

bono or robin williams?

who cares! douche all the same.

is the camel toey?

trip down camel toe hall of fame.

why didn't they have babies?!!

don't forget that....

is a giant douchebag.

Looks like Jade Goody has been reincarnated - in the form of Lance Armstrong's new baby..

The lesser known Bible mandate - Dump for Dump

Don't you be dumpin' yr emo shit on the kiddies around Robert Downey Jr...

"Robert allegedly shocked the cast of 1985 movie Weird Science when he defecated in star Kelly LeBrock's trailer. Apparently he didn't appreciate her patronising approach to her younger castmates."



http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a95762/ten-things-you-never-knew-about-robert-downey-jr.html

RIP FEMMY GENE

You were always fighting a losing battle littl'femfem. Peace be with you now.

Lest We Forget

The original Maddie.

OMG - splitsville

no way - split rumors are circling, where will snow white and the 7 orphans go now?

Damaged Package

HJ had injured testicles from a harness (from when performing his own stunt for x-men). FACT.

busted

li lo is in town

with a suitcase for each one of sam's limbs

SuBo set for Celeb BB?!

i can but dream. calling channel 4 now.

um pixie, is that peroxide leaking out your pit? you're in danger of becoming a gothy hot mess....

oh   too late ......

in your fucking face denman

oydks