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Best bitch fight ever

2009-07-31T18:23:00.004+01:00

So according to reports one of the best bitch fights ever is going on. Originally Mariah denied ever doing Eminem, then she dresses as him in her vid and then the lyrics to his new song:

“Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn't expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you
made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my di*ck and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out
You probably think since it's been so long if I had something on you I
woulda did it by now.”

dont be dissin out a home girl like that.

You are such a role model

2009-07-21T09:18:00.002+01:00

2009-07-15T16:36:00.001+01:00

popbitch.com

Arm fail

2009-07-15T14:51:00.003+01:00

#ERROR#

The wrong doll's arm has been put on this mannequin.
Pop out and replace immediately before she attempts a Kabbalah yogalates lesbian child-adopting gym class and ends up like Micky J

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Seriously

2009-07-09T17:29:00.001+01:00

Just fuck off. This almost warrants pulling a Nicky Graeme.

WHO IS SHE?!

gay boy potter

2009-07-06T21:01:00.003+01:00

OMG my waistcoat is like totally bitchin

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chugger chugger the pr machine working overload

2009-06-28T10:01:00.002+01:00

liza called it - lets spend this time remembering MJ for his talent before shit hits the fan when his autopsy results come in and people start the tell all (secretly can't wait).

the first cog in the machine are these photos TMZ magically got their hands on depicting MJ's "normal everyday life"....

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/michael-jackson-photos-rare-family/

holy fuck. he's dead.

2009-06-25T23:08:00.002+01:00

princess diana all over again.

MJ has stolen Farrah's valley of death moment

2009-06-25T22:34:00.002+01:00

i totally called this when tickets went on sale. MJ has reportedly had a dicky ticker and is currently in hospital. if he actually performs with this actual body and voice - i will move to clapham.

oh. rip farrah. mj pulled celebrity rank.

Love them

2009-06-25T16:40:00.002+01:00

Coming to a paperchase near you soon...

2009-06-25T11:41:00.006+01:00

EMI are due to release a range of Winehouse themed cards and wrapping paper with her lyrics. WTF? Finally cards&wrapping to mark the occasion for: Being fucked over by a complete prick, running out of weed, defying the good advice of your friends to seek help...

desperatetomakemoney.com

Get back in the cab and head straight to KFC

2009-06-24T14:29:00.004+01:00

Courtney Love emulating a sex doll - over inflated on the face but there seems to be a puncture somewhere on her body. No-ones going to be able to get a decent hand job off that limp wrist.

BOOM in the motherfuckingtrannyroom

2009-06-23T16:19:00.002+01:00

Cher and Aguilera are set to star in a burlesque (classy tranny soft porn) movie. Basically Cher's character wants to pass on her baton to some new meat and breaks Agu's balls to become the big dick in the burslesque world. Can't freaking wait.

tear in my eye

2009-06-22T12:35:00.004+01:00

can you believe this poor innocent lovely man was punched by a celebrity? my heart bleeds.
if you're a bit bored read his twitter about the incident: http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON
luckily his horrific injuries do not extend to his precious fingers.

fucking twat.

knock knock - whose there?

2009-06-21T16:58:00.004+01:00

someone ignoring you
love to love your crazy arse lohan

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it's not because i'm bit-tar

2009-06-21T16:31:00.004+01:00

her and her teapot are recording new material. inspiration includes - catching a night bus, teapot stains, fringe eye and wearing odd socks.

"I don't feel famous"

2009-06-21T15:11:00.002+01:00

really johnny? spot on, because you're not. you're a spotty twat.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a161092/johnny-borrell-i-dont-feel-famous.html

She is soo deep..

2009-06-11T17:35:00.005+01:00

Love is (continually) blind for our Southern Belle.

as shocking as the mccann's pleading innocent

2009-06-11T17:11:00.005+01:00

Peaches marriage 'was a publicity stunt'. Allegedly she is on Max Drummy's payroll. Yawn. Not at the part that Max Drummy has a personal payroll? wah?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a159382/peaches-marriage-was-a-publicity-stunt.html

layoffthecreampies.com

2009-06-11T16:17:00.001+01:00

jesus.

The world is going to implode

2009-06-11T10:26:00.005+01:00

Kayne West and Lady GagagaGalore are touring...! HA!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a159314/kanye-west-to-tour-with-lady-gaga.html

2009-06-09T20:39:00.002+01:00

Speidi classics:

"we're one of the most famous people in the world"

"i feel next level powerful" (post-lake baptism)

"Im an all star player playing with bunch of bad news bears"

"im a super celebrity"

omfg - imagine the spawn!

2009-06-08T21:40:00.003+01:00

after top gun cruise control jumped aboad cher's cannon. awesome.

bono or robin williams?

2009-06-08T21:34:00.003+01:00

who cares! douche all the same.

is the camel toey?

2009-06-08T15:48:00.004+01:00

trip down camel toe hall of fame.

2009-06-08T15:36:00.002+01:00

why didn't they have babies?!!

don't forget that....

2009-06-06T13:06:00.001+01:00

is a giant douchebag.

2009-06-05T16:03:00.001+01:00

Looks like Jade Goody has been reincarnated - in the form of Lance Armstrong's new baby..

The lesser known Bible mandate - Dump for Dump

2009-06-04T17:19:00.004+01:00

Don't you be dumpin' yr emo shit on the kiddies around Robert Downey Jr...

"Robert allegedly shocked the cast of 1985 movie Weird Science when he defecated in star Kelly LeBrock's trailer. Apparently he didn't appreciate her patronising approach to her younger castmates."

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a95762/ten-things-you-never-knew-about-robert-downey-jr.html

RIP FEMMY GENE

2009-06-04T13:27:00.004+01:00

You were always fighting a losing battle littl'femfem. Peace be with you now.

Lest We Forget

2009-06-04T11:27:00.003+01:00

The original Maddie.

OMG - splitsville

2009-06-04T09:44:00.007+01:00

no way - split rumors are circling, where will snow white and the 7 orphans go now?

Damaged Package

2009-06-03T22:54:00.005+01:00

HJ had injured testicles from a harness (from when performing his own stunt for x-men). FACT.

2009-06-03T22:33:00.002+01:00

busted

2009-06-03T22:18:00.005+01:00

li lo is in town

with a suitcase for each one of sam's limbs

SuBo set for Celeb BB?!

2009-06-03T22:13:00.002+01:00

i can but dream. calling channel 4 now.

2009-06-03T21:06:00.000+01:00

um pixie, is that peroxide leaking out your pit? you're in danger of becoming a gothy hot mess....

oh too late ......

2009-06-03T17:42:00.000+01:00

in your fucking face denman

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